Mercenary with the doubtful reputation named T.J. reluctantly leads a group of most unorganized people in the world. There are only 4 people in this group who know something about combat and war, while others... Mario, Santa Claus, Ali G and Harry Potter have no idea what war means or even how to hold a weapon. Latter the group discovers that they are on an alien planet that acts as a game preserve to which they are being hunted by a merciless race of aliens known as Rabitors. Will this most unorganized team manage to survive or not you will find by watching this movie.